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Do Female Vampires Menstruate?

November 18, 2024

“Of course not, you idiot”, I hear the pedant telling me, “female vampires don’t menstruate because vampires don’t exist”. Well, not so fast. Remember my post on whether narrative worlds are real. Yes, vampires are fictional. But reality is another point altogether.

Nonetheless, let’s not get caught in semantics. Most of us agree that vampires aren’t “real” in the sense that we might bump into one in the supermarket – buying tampons?

And yet, as a Gothic scholar and overall someone interested in vampires, the question has intrigued me: Would female vampires menstruate? What would it mean in terms of their ontology? After all, blood is directly connected with a vampire’s existence. The absence of any reference in literature and art in general is deafening. So, since there are no answers that I have found, I decided to write this post and give them myself.

Do Female Vampires Menstruate? Image of goth woman.
A vampire’s existence is directly connected with blood: They consume it and must be careful not to have theirs spilled carelessly. So, in this context, whether female vampires menstruate or not seems to be a crucial question with important repercussions about their ontology; what they really are
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A Less Disturbing Form of Reality: Short Story Collection

October 28, 2024

A Less Disturbing Form of Reality is a short story collection themed around the uncanny and the unexplained. However, there’s something you need to know: It’s not new.

In fact, it’s anything but new. The stories were written between 2008 and 2014, though a handful of them are adaptations of even older stuff I’ve written.

In other words, these are really, really raw. They’re also very unlike my usual literary-fiction style, and even different from my recent short fiction, such as A Summer Evening in Another World and Tell Me, Mariner.

So, why now?

A Less Disturbing Form of Reality: book cover

The cover art of A Less Disturbing Form of Reality is something that won’t win any awards. It’s made with Canva and an AI-slapped image…

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Strengths and Weaknesses as a Writer: a Pointless Question

March 11, 2024

I recently had a hilarious (as it turned out) experience in a professional capacity. A Gothic writer wanted to hire a freelancer and I was one of the candidates. One of the interview questions was, What are your strengths and weaknesses as a writer?

On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with this question. Lazy recruiters have been using this for a long time and equally lazy and conformist candidates have been giving nice canned responses.

The thing is, al this falls apart once fiction writing enters the picture.

So this ridiculous experience – I’ll offer you more details in a while – inspired me to write this post, to clarify why What are your strengths and weaknesses as a writer? is a profoundly pointless question. Any writing adviser, guru, coach, or whatnot who tries to sell you a course or method to “fix your writing weaknesses” is just after your money.

strengths and weaknesses as a writer, AI render of a dystopian city made of files and folders
Those who are dead set on finding “strength and weakness” in everything, will end up living in a city made of files, folders, and boxes.
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